ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
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school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
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I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!”
And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.”
Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights.
I have been waiting all my tumblr life for this to appear on my dash
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Zooted
aretherepeoplewhodisliketurtles:
Truth
wow actually needed that
this week has been horrible and i needed that
thank
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what do you need the spoon and the fork for?
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since when was this
more beautiful than this
Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
(Source: thatssodaisy, via farts-and-cookies)
