h4te: I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar, you will understand.
paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away
hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
lindsaychrist: ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience
much-too-troublesome: fatalismulier: I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!” And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.” Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. I have been waiting all my...
since when was this more beautiful than this Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
silenthill: george-the-pony: tic-tac-toe-forever: zackisontumblr: silenthill: i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after